He salutes.] All seem to say, "Ding-dong, m'kay. Divine (Divine) Yeah. Watching. Price $2.16 And now, South Park Elementary presents the happy, non-offensive, non-denominational Christmas Play, with music and lyrics by New York minimalist composer, Philip Glass! [they dance and hold hands, then Jesus twirls him. Therefore, vicariously he loves you, [has pants pulled down behind a bush] I can make a Mr. Hankey, too! String up the lights and light up the tree. I love you Gather near to us once more. No! sometimes he's corny [she shows the next drawing]. ...so Kenny, would you please go over and pull the lights cords out of the wall? Crabtree.] Let every heart prepare Me room. On Christmas Day, in the morning. [sticks a candy cane in the man's house] Well, oh boy, that was a super song! Santa, Santa, Santa, that's not a Christmas song, bud. Careful now, Kenny, those are very, very dangerous. [Formal Cartman] O night (Ooo-ooo) [Stan stifles his laugh] They wave good-bye back] Mayor, the Nativity is what Christmas is all about. This is like the worst Christmas I have ever seen. Today we're going to learn how different cultures around the world celebrate the holiday season. After he has sex with it, he'll eat up all he can. [In India, next to a swami sitting on a bed of nails] Hitler breaks down], String up the lights and light up the tree. Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics at the best online prices at eBay! But I get Hanukkah presents for eight days. It's, There goes Jeffrey Dahmer with a festive Christmas ham. My father said you aren't real. Sleep in heavenly peace. "Happy, Happy, Happy" • Released by Columbia Records in … Ho ho ho! They go back and forth like this for a while] It fell; I'll try again. [live Nazi footage is superimposed on the fire. "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" • Tweek Vs. Craig. Jews... that's why they're lame. You guys! Mailman and Kids|[Mailman leads them] He's a piece of poo! I'd say my Christmas special is going super-fantastic. Do the other kids make fun of ya? Away in the manger, no crib for My bed [Present-day Cartman tosses in bed, which is covered in candy canes] Not real? -was in those ships all three The Virgin Mary and- Having imaginary friends is fine, Kyle, but this simply will not do! Mr. Hankey. Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? Okay, people, we clearly need to reach a compromise. [the chandelier drops on Kenny and the others back away, shocked], Hang a shining star upon the highest bough. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. It isn't being sensitive to the Jewish community! Dance, damn you!! This album by VA was released in 1999 it consists of 18 tracks. You'll know our people always win. -Christ were there The Virgin Mary and Christ were there [Stan mimics Shelly with exaggerated expression, Kyle stifles a laugh] I'm going to say words and the computer will measure how offended you are by them. she's a super King Kamehameha bi-atch! So this must be a pretty hard time of year for you, being Christmas and all. [Little Drummer Cartman stands before the manger scene, Present-day Cartman is seen tearing into his gifts back at home.] Get him out of here before he hurts anybody! Instead of Silent Night I'm singing huhash dogavish This is the most God-awful piece of crap I've ever seen!! https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Mr._Hankey,_the_Christmas_Poo/Script?oldid=410947. It is located here! Spreading joy with a. Mailman and Kids: The stars in the sky (Santa: Ooooo), Cute little eight-pound me (Santa: Oo-oo). Is it illegal for Jewish people to eat Christmas snow? Clips of Wendy, Sheila, the Mayor, Ms. Crabtree, and Liane follow.] [back at the piano] -us all rejoice, amain, And instead of eating ham I have to eat kosher latke Oh, how precious! Gaily they ring while people sing Have yourself a merry little Christmas [She does hold the mistletoe; Gene goes down on her]. You know, I learned something today. [Stan and Kyle look at each other and shrug] Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" South Park episode: Episode no. 1 – Early ’50s recording by Cowboy Timmy – Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo 2 – Mr. Garrison The 3rd Grade Teacher – Merry F__king Christmas 3 – Eric Cartman – O Holy Night 4 – Juan Schwartz and the South Park Children’s Choir – Dead Dead Dead 5 – Mr. Mackey The School Counselor – Carol of the Bells M'kay? He can be brown or greenish brown [Mailman holds two sheets of construction paper]. Demons hover around Satan]. And try to get it to drop into the toilet Howdy-ho, folks. O night (O o-night) [loads them up on his camel, with other presents] I know, but there's, like, three-hundred Jesus Christmas songs and only four fucking Santa ones! No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus; They have different religious beliefs On, on they send, on without end,Their joyful tone to every home, Hark, hear the bells, sweet silver bells.All seem to say, "Ding-dong, m'kay.". And, my dear, we're still good-bop-be-byein'. on Tuesday she's a bitch, …nur zur Sommerzeit, nein, auch im Winter, wenn es schneit. It isn't fair! Mailman • And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the fields, wie treu sind deine Blätter. And silence your nights. Well I sneaked around my mom's closet too, and saw what, (That is the sickest thing I have ever fucking seen!). Over poor Gene Siskel's head; just watch his weenie grow. An extravaganza of holiday songs are performed in unique South Park style, hosted by Mr. Hankey. [get some applause] [Mr. Hankey hops on and waves good-bye. Too bad it's usually a dreidel or something lame like that. And now, let's hear from the school teacher, Mr. Garrison. And finally it does.. [Timmy closes the door and clears his throat], [Mr. Hankey now leads them] Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo, When Christmas leaves; he must leave too. Here's a little dreidel that's small and made of clay. Okay, children, I'm really having a hard time with our Christmas play. Everybody's fighting and my best friend is in an institution, all because we didn't believe in Mr. Hankey! for born unto you this day in the city of Mr. Hankey hosts a collection of Christmas songs sung by South Park characters. Pretty song they'll all retire [moves to block Kyle from view. Go away! Don't you see? Details File Size: 4265KB Duration: 2.400 sec Dimensions: 498x498 Created: 12/5/2020, 8:42:00 AM I'm leaving. Hey Cartman. We're gonna do somethin' a little bit different tonight. Stick me in your mouth and try to say, [opens the door] Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass Watch Random Episode. https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Mr._Hankey%27s_Christmas_Classics/Script?oldid=428085. If you don't want to spill your coffee, you shouldn't be driving with it. Show More. And that is why in December I'll go to India and shout, I heard there is no Christmas in the silly Middle East [points it out] Jesus was born, and so I get presents. "Merry Fucking Christmas" • Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay. Cartman walks in]. Everybody has a happy glow!Let's dance in blood and pretend it's snow. Well, that was a nice little song, wasn't it? And won't fall in the toilet Kyle stifles his laughing] On Christmas Day, in the MORNING! On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day Monday she's a bitch, [the boys make faces again] And be careful not to fall in that little pool below you, Kenny, the shark for the third act is in there. Kyle sways to the song] He comes out of the toilet every year and gives presents to everybody who has a lot of fiber in their diet. And I'm sick and tired of those little flaps on coffee lids. Good-bye Mr. Hankey! Trey Parker & Marc Shaiman (Holiday) - Pandora. All for the little ones' Christmas joys. Okay, children, let's take our seats. No. The boys instigate a fight between Tweek and Craig in shop class. Okay, that does it! Well it-it's my understanding that you umhm, yu-you have an acute case of fecophilia. he might come to your town. Welcome to the South Park Elementary Holiday... Kenny, would you please climb that ladder and take down the star above the stage? Now, you go brush your teeth and march into bed! This is the one time of year we're s'posed to forget all the bad stuff, to stop worrying and being sad about the state of the world, and for just one day say, "Aw, the heck with it! Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics Album has 18 songs sung by Stan, Satan, The Dark Prince. [Stan starts to slurp on his fingers, then the boys chuckle] I have a little dreidel; I made it out of clay. Heeeeeeee Looooooves Yoooooouu! [shows some Arabic writing] Up on the housetop, click click click.Down through the chimney with good old... me. Wait a minute, wait, wait, wait, Kyle, what the hell was that? There is no holiday season in India, I've heard. Well. Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics soundtrack from 1997, composed by Various Artists, Isaac Hayes, Trey Parker, Marc Shaiman. One of the vignettes is a lounge act by Jesus and Santa Claus, singing Mr. Hankey hosts a collection of ten vignettes featuring the cast of "South Park" performing Christmas songs. Di-viiine! 2. or leave water out for Rudolph 'cause there's something wrong with me [spins herself] And hear (Can't you hear) Jesus points back, and Santa holds up a thumb], Have yourself a merry little Christmas This sucks, dude. "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo" • Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the South Park Elementary Holiday Experience. [normal. Kyle, is there anything you can do for the Christmas play that isn't related to Jesus? keeping watch over their flocks by night. Directed by Trey Parker. Try disabling any ad blockers and refreshing this page. How about we sing "Kyle's Mom is a Stupid Bitch", in D minor. In case you haven't noticed, it's Jesus' birthday. I'm Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo. [back at the manger, Little Drummer Cartman turns to look at Baby Jesus.] Folks'll gather round the fire Oh. Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo wie treu sind deine Blätter. Guess there's no reason for you to come, since you don't get Christmas presents. Right now you're nuttier than Chinese chicken salad, m'kay-I mean, you're one screwed-up little kid do you understand? And lo, an angel of the Lord came upon them, South Park(my drawing) added by MJfan10009. If the Fates allow. on Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch [Mr. Hat claps] I always believed in you! Oh! Season's greetings to all of you. You're so hot [Sheila stops, then Stan] on that show. Just like that river twistin' through the dusty land. "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo (song)" • And I'll say 'Howdy-ho'. "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" • Hey come on guys. It is the night with the Christmas trees and pie. But for just one day all is well. From now on, our troubles will be out of sight. Okay, children, we've just received word from the mayor that the Christmas play can't include any. The surest shot at a holiday burnout antidote should be ”South Park” spin-off ”>Mr. If that doesn't work, please visit our help page. Shut up, TUUUURDS! [Kyle stops and stares at Gerald] Wait! "Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel" • Demons are nicer as you pass them by. Like all Christmas albums based on TV shows, it's a little over 30 minutes. A lonely Jew [Kyle pulls the ends of his lips apart and goes cock-eyed] Make the Yuletide gay. [little Hitler is lifted up to put a star atop the Christmas tree] Kyle's mom is a bitch, Are we ready? I'll try to make it spin. You smell an awful lot like flowers. I'm gonna lay you down by the Yule log You're not gonna ride on Santa's sleigh 'cause you're a Jew, Kyle. Merry Merry Merry Merry ChristmasMerry Merry Merry Merry Christmas. [a demon turns down the flames] Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me... Mr. Hankey • It is located here! Shintoist!, Merry Fuckin' Christmas! To rule in Hell forevermore. What the hell are you doing? Hey there, Mr. I'm sorry. Details File Size: 3314KB Duration: 3.000 sec Dimensions: 498x498 Created: 12/5/2020, 8:48:05 AM Oh wait wait wait. So does anybody know any non-Santa or non-Jesus Christmas songs. Before we bring out the kiddies for the play, here's a non-offensive, non-denominational holiday song by the school chef. Jewish people can't eat Christmas snow! Are there any other suggestions? [pops out from behind the bushes] We're playing dreidel; you wanna try? Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play. Flush him down, but he's ne-ver gone! They don't hang up their stockings, and that is just absurd. Howdy-ho, Kyle. It aired on November 30, 1999 Kyle moves to the other side of the screen to be seen. [The Star of the Nativity appears, then the Three Wise Men] [Santa lands with reindeer]. "Christmas Medley" • Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics is a English album released on Nov 2004. O come ye to Bethlehem to see-ee Me... All is calm, all is brightRound yon Virgin, Mother and Me. Ol' Kyle's gonna be locked up for a while, so get used to it. Let's sing and dance and bake cookies". Hark, hear the bells, sweet silver bells. Discover more music, concerts, videos, and pictures with the largest catalogue online at Last.fm. Now that does it! [The boys cover their mouths. You people focus so hard on the things wrong with Christmas that you've forgotten what's so right about it. Hey! And when it's dry and ready, with dreidel I shall play. Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics is episode 15 of season 3 of South Park. You know something, Kyle? Listen to Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics by South Park on Apple Music. 12/01/1999. [hops into a mining car and moves. Here's a game I like to play: All the screaming and the torture stops as we wait for Ol' Saint Nick! You need to hold the baby by the legs, not by the head. I reckon this could be a job for Mr. Hankey! South Park Mental House • It's not fair! This South Park screencap contains anime, comic book, manga, and cartoon. My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity 18 tracks (36:26). Mr. Garrison, what the hell do you think you're doing?! Take down anything that is offensive to any specific group! Oh dude! Therefore, vicariously he loves you [Cartman strokes Mr. Kitty. "Carol of the Bells" • Golly, that sure was swell. And I can't sing Christmas songs or decorate a Christmas tree Try it free. he can be brown or greenish-brown Screw this, I'm goin home! On Christmas Day, in the morning. Happy golden days, of yore. I saw three ships come sailing in [gets some applause and sings upbeat] It was sure nice hangin' out with y'all again. Well, now it's time to hear from perhaps the two most important people of the whole season. S3 • E5. Like this one. If I weren't real, could I sing this jolly Christmas song? Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch! In this way we can find out which words are least offensive for use in the holiday season. Baby, I'm gonna deck your halls I said go away! On Christmas Day, I travel 'round the world and say, O, how they pound raising their soundO, here and there telling their tale. Bring me lots of presents! Who wouldn't go? she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world And there goes John F. Kennedy, caroling with his son. I'm getting that John Elway football helmet for Christmas! Squeeze in 'tween your festive buns. And you sing this song: [begins to dance] O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum, Listen free to South Park – Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics (Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo, Merry F**king Christmas and more). We're damned for all eternity. On Christmas Day, in the morning. Okay, people, we've got to turn this place around! Okay, Ike. O Holy Night, the stars are brightly shi-ning Oh, this could be such a wonderful Christmas play - I wish our little Kyle was here to see it. It was the first official South Park Christmas episode. The whole town's pissed off at each other. goodwill towards men', Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo [little Hitler beans a Jewish boy down with a snowball] [they stop by to sing with him]. Daaance! Was it the pagan remark? Christmas is here. Addeddate 2013-11-25 00:57:16 Album Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics Artist Various Artists External-identifier urn:mb_releasegroup_id:f76ab738-b4ed-34d6-985a-63c64a1b65bc Just do it yourself! She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. Fall (Fall) [four angels appear behind Formal Cartman] So let's all rejoice for Jesus, and Merry Fuckin' Christmas to you. [pulls down a chart showing India's demerits.] I wish Kyle was here. So let's start off with a festive Hanukkah song, sung by my favorite Jewish person in the whole world. Mr. Hankey Construction Set • So, [Satan sets some cookies on a small table; a demon brings him an armchair] HOWDY HO! An extravaganza of holiday songs are performed in unique South Park style, hosted by Mr. Hankey. Source: Comedy Central/caps by me. When I get presents (O-o) They pray to several gods and put needles in their skin. She's a mean ole bitch 'cause she has stupid hair, ...David is the Savior, Jesus Christ, the Lord. "Christmas Lovin'" • To try and stay positive stay away from drug and alcohol, and in the meantime I'm gonna put you on a heavy regimen of Prozac... Uuuuuuugghh-oh my God, you sick little monkey! wie treu sind deine Blätter. KYLE'S MOOOM IS A - BIIIIII-I-I-ITCH - aahh. It just doesn't seem right without him. Yeah, it's because the Jews said it couldn't be Christian. [silence] Shelly got up and killed the turds [the laughs roll out] In case you haven't noticed, it's Jesus' birthday [removes the veils of two women] I don't want to be an outcast! O Holy Night, the- something, something, dis-- aah. That's right, Santa, and we love each and every one of them. It has all the songs from the aptly named "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" episode (except the Jesus-Santa duet), plus songs from previous seasons. Stan and Kyle decorate the chandelier] [shows the picture], [slowing, takes away the set] Wake his mother and ring the bell. [passes out wreaths] Well, I guess that's about the end of my Christmas album. Down through the chimney with lots of toys Is that right, Kyle? As I turn and look into the sun, the rays burn my eyes. It's... [three demons dress Satan in a green cape and Santa cap], Christmastime... [demons carry Christmas ornaments], Christmastime... [other fly up with angel wings], Christmastime... [others dance around a burning tree], Christmastime... [Satan on the stage. But I'm not gonna play with it, 'cause dreidel's freakin' gay. Mr. Hankey’s Christmas Classics Available this Friday for Record Store Day November 20, 2016 The undeniably “classic” Christmas album comes to vinyl–brown, scented … The lights are turned way down low, so 'Cause. And what- [turns and points at them] But if you eat fiber on Christmas Eve, You boys are all playing dreidel. This should be great! They've never read a Christmas story, they don't know what Rudolph is about. Come on, gang, don't fight. But I'm Hebrew I'm going straight to the mayor about you, Mr Garrison. She a stupid bitch, Let us all rejoice, amain, [Stan pulls his cap over his face, Kyle flaps his ear flaps] But I brought some corn for poopity-poppin'. Full Ep. Kyle's mom is here to ruin Christmas! he loves me and I love y-. [Dahmer walks out of a meat store and into the house next door] Okay, kids, get ready to take your places. Bye-bye and Merry Christmas. And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow Nein, auch im Winter, wenn es schneit. 'Fear not, for behold, I bring you tidings of great joy, Now this is very simple. Reunited for the holidays, God bless us, everyone! [gives beef to one man, pours eggnog on another] What kind of sick weirdo are you? [the club claps enthusiastically. [at the manger, Little Drummer Cartman takes the gifts meant for Jesus] And have yourself a merry little Christmas now. And what the fuck is up with lighting all these fucking candles, tell me please? I'd be merry [picks up the piano...], Joy to the world, for I have come. [Mr. Hankey hops onto Santa's shoulder as Jesus looks on], Through the years we all will be together Holy Me, so tender and mild. Come on, seriously? Woohoo! Ding- Can you hear them?Ding- Can you hear them? I'm gonna love you right Even if-. screencaps. season 3. episode 15. Jews.. ...play stupid games O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum, 21:59. Good, it looks like they have taken the Christmas trees down. Ch. Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand! Stan, you need to do something about your friend, m'kay. My friends won't let me join in any games Faithful friends who are dear to us You're gonna catch a cold. Drink eggnog and eat some beef, and pass it to the Missus. Put down that book, the Koran, and hear some holiday wishes [rips the Koran out of the Muslim's hand and dresses him up as a tree] Instead of our normal thing, we're just gonna sit back and enjoy some holiday songs. "Santa Claus is On His Way" • To drop them off on Christmas Day On Christmas... Channukah is nice, but why is it I'm a Jew [passes them in front of Azrael's Toys] And if ya don't like it, well, I guess you can suck my tiny little balls. "Kyle's Mom's a Bitch" • Sheila, let me handle this. "O Tannenbaum" • One seems to hear words of good cheerFrom everywhere filling the air. You spin it and see where it lands. Then on Sunday, just to be different, You're my little brother, so I have to show you how to celebrate Hanukkah. Gosh! Hullo, we need to commit our friend, Kyle please. [dressed as Santa, dances around the class] Uh, thank you, Mr. Hat. Now, I heard that in Japan everyone just lives in sin. [knocks down the Shintoist and dumps gifts on him, and wraps others in lights] "I Saw Three Ships" • It's Christmastime in Hell!!! I highly recommend this to all South Park fans. she a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch [two of the damned stand up and dance] Santa Claus is on his way It is sick and disgusting, and we simply will not have it! Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics. ", Christmas is here, bringing good cheerTo young and old, meek and the bold, Ding dong ding-dong, that is their songWith joyful ring, all caroling. Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here. [the boys embrace shoulders and stand united] [a kid holds up a Hankey X-ray] He's seen the love inside of you, 'cause. Hey there, Mr. Muslim, Merry Fuckin' Christmas! Now I also understand that you're Jewish. And he won't drop off and so you ...shake your ass around I highly recommend this to all South Park fans. [gets some applause], You know, Jesus, that is a nice song, but I like... this one: He might come to your town. South Park. 18 Songs. The whole town is about to. You won't be opening your Channukah present tonight! [skips onto every open mouth] South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. Now, I want you to repeat after me: 'There is no such thing as Mr. Hankey'. [with him are Mao, Gene, Diana, JFK Sr. and Jr., and Dahmer] But all of those stories seem kind of... gay And let- [walks to the boys] From now on, our troubles will be miles away. Okay, children, does everyone have their leotards on? S4 • E1. In front of him...], Christmastime... [one demon flies up and left], It's Christmastime... [one flies up and right], It's Christ-mas-time in Hell!!!! I saw three ships come sailing in [Stan sticks out his tongue and wiggles his hands on his ears] For one day we all stop burning, and the flames are not so thick. And so, every December I go to the Middle East and say, [tosses the picture away] "Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel". "Taoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists, too! Up on the housetop reindeer pause bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch I've been waiting for some we... O-ho. And Wendy, I'm still not believing the labor pains. [a volcano behind the store erupts] O night, di-vine! Wha-what is this about Christmas Poo, dude? They believe in Muhammad, and not in our holiday. Season 3 Episode 15: Directed by: Trey Parker: Written by: Trey Parker: Production code: 315: Original air … [Little Hitler looks at trees, and has visions of marching soldiers. [takes it and walks up to the camera. [The females join Stan and Kyle: Wendy, Shelly, Sheila, Liane, Mrs. McCormick, Nurse Gollum, Principal Victoria, the Mayor, Sharon, and Ms. Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand Courtney Cox, I love you. On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day [the boys burst our laughing] Hankey’s Christmas Classics” (Columbia). [Formal Cartman] The night [more applause]. 3x15 Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics. There's lots of demon toys to buy. [Little Drummer Cartman leads the gift-laden camels away] We wish you a Merry Christmas Shelly is starting to get pissed [the boys begin to chuckle] On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day Cuz he's just clinging to your sphincter And that is why I go to Japan and walk around and say, O come, all ye faithful, joyful and triumphant sing a song, stroll the choir Sharon hugs and kisses Stan, JFK and Hitler approach the fireplace and embrace]. [the damned form circles around two trees. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. Now, you get to sleep, and think about how your poor mother has to clean that bathroom up! [Present-day Cartman finishes decorating the tree, helps himself to a pie] Yeah? In case you haven't noticed, there's festive things to do. [Formal Cartman before a starry sky] He kept seeing this little brown piece of Christmas poo everywhere that he went. Learn, [hushed]] that's why they're lame. How about Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo? On Christ-maas. Gosh, you're looking swell. De grünst nicht nur zur Sommerzeit, Merry Fuckin' Christmas to you." That isn't all, Mayor! Gosh you sure do smell all nice and flowery. With Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman, Isaac Hayes. I learned that Jewish people are okay. Perhaps we need a. And that...Hanukkah can be cool, too. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day [Kyle cracks up] Aw, do you have to take away the Christmas tree, too? Sometimes he's nutty [a girl holds a drawing], Out jumps good old... me. Preview, buy and download high-quality MP3 downloads of Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics by South Park from zdigital Australia - We have over 19 million high quality tracks in our store. We can show everyone the true spirit of Christmas. It is the night of our dear Savior's b-b-b-birth Yes, and there's nothing Christian, either. It's true. And when it's dry and ready, with dreidel I shall-, You'll know [high kick. He doesn't care what faith you are. Gerald holds her]. [Kyle lifts Mr. Hankey up to do this. "The Lonely Jew on Christmas" • Hey! We gotta make room for Andy Dick. How about you come to school with me tomorrow, so I can at least prove I'm not crazy to my friends. snow.]. [Gerald enters], I have a little dreidel; I made it out of clay. We'll see you later, Kyle. Say, that sounds like a swell idea. A lonely Jew Nobody believes in you, not even my friends. Oh, oh Satan, der tannenbaum, wie treu sind deine Blätter. "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo" was written and directed by Parker and Stone, and first aired in the United States on Comedy Central on December 17, 1997. screencap. Album duration is 36m 34s. Songs of good cheer. Well, I guess if there's just... one thing I have left to say, it would be this: Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Well shucks. Who wouldn't go? Available format and bitrate: MP3/320kbps. Ah... that's-. [hops out of the bowl] [throws some straw on the musicians] Now, uh, Kyle, as your school counselor, uh I want to try and help you confront your problems, 'kay? May your heart be light And a Happy New Year! On Christmas Day, in the morning? 21:58. And I'll say 'Howdy-ho'. Ho ho ho! [wraps a few people in Christmas lights] Two demons man the front car] Oh, Season 3 E 15 • 12/01/1999. So get off your heathen Muslim ass and fuckin' celebrate. But now I'm kinda glad that I fell, Here's a rack to hang the stockings on [...the type of rack with a man stretched out on it], We still have to shop for Genghis Khan [seen], There's Princess Diana holding burning mistletoe Santa takes off] His smell and his spirit ling-ers on! Anyway, I'll put together a crack team of my best workers to make sure this'll be the most non-offensive Christmas ever - to any religious or minority group of any kind. she's a stupid bitch! Included are new interpretations of classic songs, and two entirely new songs: "Christmastime In Hell" by Satan and "Merry F**king Christmas" by Mr. Garrison. It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas The official script for "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo" was released by South Park Studios. You are really reaching right now. God is gonna kick your ass, you infidelic pagan scum. [slowing] Sleep in heavenly peace. [sway together] We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose Create & stream a free custom radio station based on the album Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics by South Park on iHeartRadio! That Santa passes over my house every year? |[the kids wave] Howdy Ho! And what was in those ships, all three? Keep spinning: [A boy dances on his ass on the toilet] [In the Middle East] Glory to God in the highest and on earth peace, Oh god, you're not gonna lay that Hanukkah crap on me, are you? Well-uh, a fecophiliac is somebody who's obsessed with mookie-stinks, Kyle. Now, please put your hands together and welcome... Saint Nicholas and Jesus Christ. He loves me. And... Weeeeeeeeeellll Thank you, Jesus, for being born. But let's not forget that for some people Christmas is about the birth of Jesus. Spirits are high, so I can tell, Come on, dance! I'm glad you're here, Mr. Hankey. [holds up a book: "The Night Before Christmas"] [a boy has made a Hankeyman and added smudges of real poo], He loves me, I love you. Ah-I'm not crazy? O night (O night) The school play is doing a Nativity scene! he loves me and I love you This is horrible! O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum, But now, for our next song, hold on to your bootstraps, 'cause we're gonna descend down into Hell! High kick concerts, videos, and all is well how they pound raising their soundO, here 's non-offensive... Guess there 's lots of demon toys to buy ever met my friend Kyle 's MOOOM is Stupid... 'Re not gon na kick your ass, you know that dreidel is -... 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